okay, this post is dedicated to Lauren Smith, the funniest girl on the face of the fucking planet. She is hilarious. She also happens to be my next door neighbor. I don't think she could possibly be upset. Or mean. Or sad. Or ANYTHING except for really funny ALL THE TIME. I went to dinner with her today, and I got this wrap that was horrible because they put hot mustard instead of Honey Dijon mustard. I started bitching about it and she yells "WE'VE GOT A MUSTARD CRISIS OVER HERE!!!" It was really REALLY funny. And then we were talking about what kind of animal she would be if she was an animal, and she said that everyone told her she'd be a bunny. Yea it's true, she really would be a bunny. I asked her what I would be, she said an owl because of my eyes. I guess I could see that...anyways, we were having this conversation tonight and this is how it goes...
singndrain310: owls are pretty smart animals
popqueen23: hahaha
singndrain310: I am merely a carrot eatin fool
popqueen23: so are BUNNIES!
singndrain310: bunnies have funny ears and noses and have puffy buts
singndrain310: I dunno if i want to be a bunny
singndrain310: I got a personality crisis here
popqueen23: awww
popqueen23: hahaha, we've got a MUSTARD CRISIS over here!

I LOVE you Lauren. or, as we LOVE to say to eachother, I HAAATE YOU.

- your CARING neighbor