Example of new friend Matt:

popqueen23: i don't think you're really the type to do ballet ;-)
MEKChewy: no? well then, you have seriously misjudged me
popqueen23: oh no! my mistake :-) i wanna see it when we go back
popqueen23: i'm holding you to that
MEKChewy: haha...well....im
MEKChewy: .....umm......
MEKChewy: no longer going to college
popqueen23: are you not...well then....Mr.not-a-very-good-liar-boy, i'll see that Ballet in August, you better start practicing now
MEKChewy: oh crap

COLLEGE ROCKS.