Thursday, April 17, 2003

i haven't written in SO LONG. To tell you the truth I just kinda gave this up cuz I have no idea how to work it. Lots of buttons that I don't know what the hell are good for and such. Oh well, I'll just write. So I've been inspired to start writing again because I was reading Nick Boedecker's Blog and Ursula's Blog and thought it would be just as insignificant to start my own up again. ;). Truth is i don't really know why people write about themselves online. It's for other people to read right, so basically i'm saying "hey guys, read all about my life cuz i'm SOOOO important that I know you're gonna wanna know about every single step I take, and my emotional reaction to it." Well, read on if it's true. :)

Today I went to the Spy Museum! Good fun, but it got really boring by the end of it. After the whole "memorize your cover information" and "how to be a spy yourself" area....oh and the "crawl through the air duct" area. That was funny. Martin kept stopping and saying stupid historical shit while the rest of us kept yelling at him to keep going cuz there was a whole line of little kids behind us that were piling up on one another. The propaganda cartoons they showed during WWII are dispicable! Wowzers. Nothin like seeing Adolf Hitler as the devil. That's gooooood stuff. Oh yea, and Donald Duck stars in a cartoon about how "taxes will bring down the axis!" Catchy. Now we've got the axis of EVIL to deal with. Shove it up your ass Bush, they aren't any more evil than you are.

Hello Dolly is going wonderfully! Let me just thank Nick Boedecker profusely for being SO nice on his blog when talking about me. Let me just say in return I don't think there was anyone better for the part than Nick! (Take that as you will, although i mean it as a compliment :) ) I really feed off of his grumpiness and I've heard that the audience absolutely adores the chemistry between us! Yay for grumpy old men and bossy overzealous middle aged women! Make sure to come see the closing weekend shows- April 24th and 25th, they're going to be amazing!

Inside jokes for this entry include the following:
*"We bring pillows!"
*"WHERE DO YOU PUT THE NICKLE? LARA WHERE DO YOU PUT THE NICKLE"
*"Because I'm a FREAK"
*Tobius impersonations....Martin's got it down too perfect for comfort
*The Naked Cowboy. Nuff said.
*Martin's all too sexual stroking of the water glass..."Well, maybe if he doesn't swing that way Lara, Martin can do his thing...."
*Bill- WHY
*(said in horrible southern accent) "Hi, I wanna be JESUS. I think I have the qualities. I have...long hair....and I'm nice to people...."
*CRAISINS...oh LORD Christina, those craisins
*Work that stuff Christina, free drinks for all!
*Hi, my name is Angelena Falcone, I'm 21 and from Milano Italy. I'm here in Hanoi Veitnam on a Buisness Trip for 30 days and will be renting a sports car. Thank you very much.

Older Inside Jokes include:
*ET....phone homeeeee

aww, that's all I can think of. I'm sure there will be more to come. Enjoy this endless rambling. OH, and hey, I can't WAIT to get you-know-who alone so I can tell him we were meant to be together. I don't think he knows that. I mean, I try SO HARD, what with the endless poking and watching him undress, you'd think a boy would get the hint after a while!

More to come-
Lara